Avengers: Infinity War

Stream on Disney+

Runtime: 2 Hours 34 Minutes

Rated PG-13

Thor, Loki, and Hulk are attacked in space by Thanos and his children. Bruce is sent back to earth to warn the Avengers that Thanos is coming. Unfortunately, the Avengers have disbanded after the events of Civil War.

Themes:

Avengers, aliens, Infinity Stones, Thanos, resources, love, sacrifice, saving the universe, hate, genocide, teamwork, forgiveness, protecting others, unlimited power, protecting earth, and heroism.

Language:

A*s - 5 B*stard - 1 D*mn - 4 Hell - 7 Piss - 1 Sh*t - 5 Religious Exclamations - 10

Words like douche bag, sucks, crew you, and crap are all used. One character says “chill the f out.” Nick Fury says “mother f…” but it is beeped out.

Stuff to be aware of:

Grossness - An alien gets sucked into space and freezes over. Thor puts in a fake eye. Rocket mentions that to get it off the plant he was on he had to stick it up his…he doesn’t finish the sentence. Nebula puts herself back together with typical nasty sounds. There are also scary looking four armed aliens who get chopped in half coming though the Wakanda shields. Thor has the full force of a star shot through him and he burns a bit.

Scary - Thanos’s Four Horsemen are very creepy look aliens. There are also scary looking four armed aliens.

Sexual - Star-Lord makes a comment about Groot having some “acorns on him.” Star-Lord tells Thanos he has a “nutsack of a chin.” He also makes a joke about being a “booty call.” Groot has to go to the bathroom and Rocket tells him to go in a cup and no one will worry about seeing his twig.

Violence - There is a mass amount of MCU fighting, but I will mention things outside of that here. In the opening scene Thanos kills a whole ship of Asgardians and Thor is seen bleeding from his mouth. Hulk gets beat up and bleeds pretty bad. Heimdell is stabbed and dies on screen with his eyes open. Loki is strangled on screen and dies.

There is a lot of fighting in this movie, so I won’t really clarify different battles, just what happens. One of very large alien gets his hand chopped off in a Dr. Strange portal. Vision is stabbed through the chest but survives, Thanos is stabbed multiple times and bleeds.

Dr. Strange is tortured by sharp lights being stuck into his flesh. Nebula is tortured by having all of her parts stretched out. Nebula breaks an alien’s neck. Gamora is seen lying dead at the bottom of a summit. Multiple aliens die in PG-13 rating ways. Tony gets stabbed and blood comes out of his mouth. The mind stone is ripped out of Vision’s head crushing parts of his skull. Thor stabs Thanos in the chest with Stormbreaker.

Other - Star-Lord flips Thanos off.

Overall:

Seeing It With Your Family

There are some pretty intense moments in this movie, but if your family has watched all the MCU movies that led up to this one you likely won’t find anything worse than what has come before. It is a sad movie with a sad ending.

What I Thought

When this movie released it was exactly what we had been waiting on and wanting. There will never be a movie event like this one and Endgame.